Reign of Winter, Session 24 & 25, Artrosia: hangry plants, she's hot- no, eeew she collects scalps, 2nd career: statue, bright lights and bitchy nymphs

Diary of Zaaz Bloodfortune....

We continued on to explore the domain of the Maiden. The Adrazku that had attacked us came from this way so best to be sure they were all gone. With Snori’s help we quickly arrived at the room they had come from. For Demons who seemed to take such pride in their power and preening, they were proven to be just cowardly little wretches. Taking a place of such beauty as this and defiling it with filth and blood, covering the walls with runes paying homage to Kostchtchie the Demonic Lord Father of Frost Giants. Pah, children destroying beauty they are incapable of comprehending.

The room did prove useful though in that we found a rough map. We also encountered Jadranka, one who we later learned is supposed to be the warden of this place. A kind face she presented, asking our help in removing the demons and other intruders, but I trust her not. She tells us keys to finding Baba are here in Artrosia, but little she does to help. Exploring the room further we found a Giant Portable Ram, climbing gear, a potion and a wand.

On we went through the passage, but soon found the motif on the walls turning from spring to summer. The map we found listed areas we had as of yet to explore, so we decided it was time to go back and finish what we started. Back to the entrance we went to camp, rest, and retrieve Sadobras’ mount. In the morning I felt my power had grown and my familiar unveiled new spells to me.

On to the lair of the trixy Satyr we did go next. Politely we asked him to come forward to talk, but again he tried his tricks. Music from his pipes came to our ears, but having been exposed to these tunes so recently, beguile us they did not. Soon enough he came and flung spells as Sadobras. Touching the primal fear that is hidden within all of us, the spell caused Sadobras to run as fast as he could. Snori moved up and into the room as Tauvem covered him with arrow fire. Getting my first peek at what else lay within I saw a writhing mass of green plant flesh. Massive I knew from my studies it was a Tendriculous. Vines and branches pulled it forward and it attacked Tauvum. Turning invisible and flying into the room I lined up the Satyr and his pet plant and cast a lightning bolt at the pair. The Satyr threw off the attack with his innate magic resistance, but the Tendriculous had none and did much damage. Yoska moved up with his blade dancing with electrical energy as well and sliced at the beast.

Hexing the plant with Misfortune, I tried to limit the effectiveness of its attacks. It helped some, but I knew my hex had little chance against the Satyr as well. Still, one has to try so I cast a slumber towards it, but again it shook off my attack. While it did that though, Yoska moved in and finished off the plant. Gretta moved up to chop it and ensure it stayed as mulch. Seeing that it had little chance left, the Satyr turned to flee. I tried to stop him with a web, but soon it escaped and was away. Not as satisfying as ending the threat, but a win is a win.

Going onward we soon found a strange structure of cloth and sticks. A veritable house within a cave. From this house came a woman who told us her name was Caigreal. Prisoner she claimed to be of Jadranka and anxious for our help for both her and her sisters. While we talked, Snori went to explore the structure and took several of the items including clothes, valuables, and a box. Seeing the items Snori had taken, the woman demanded their return. Snori, being obstinate refused and the woman charmed Yoska to ask for the items return. To protect herself she also called forth a cloud of fog and hid within. Finally, relenting, Snori took out the items to return them. As he opened the box to show he was returning what was within, all saw that it actually contained the scalps of many small children.

Have you ever had one of those moments? One where your view of all that is happening is radically changed in an instant? This was one of those moments. One second she is a poor prisoner who’s things were being stolen by that damn fay. In the next, she’s a bloodthirsty Anis Hag that wants her collection of human scalps returned. The moments of our lives are certainly not meant to be like this…

Sadobras quickly moved in and hit her with a staff. Gretta, under the spell of the Hag struck violently at Yoska, so I quickly cast slumber upon her to stop her till her senses returned. Yoska shook off his charm as well as the Hag had transformed and looked nothing like what she had. Tauvum and Snori moved in to attack from behind. A blast of negative energy singed all around the creature. Yoska moved up and his attack wounded and fatigued it. The fog was thick and I was unable to target directly, so I just moved up closer. Tauvum and Snori moved in again to attack and Snori did a massive hit for such a small creature, hitting some critical spot on her. Tauvum also wounded her. The hag struck at Yoska and knocked him down so I moved up and gave healing to him. Rage running through her on the damage to her mate, Gretta moved up and with her axe finished the hag off.

Exploring the area we found an intricately carved door we couldn’t open and so decided to leave it for later. On we went far down one of the paths that branched. Taking the left path we found that it opened up into a strange room that seemed a meadow. Sunlight came down from above and tall, cool grasses, stood swaying in the wind. Jadranka appeared again before us standing next to a great ox. Disguised as a simple farm maiden at first we did not recognize her. However, when she asked if we had found those that had invaded her realm, we quickly realized it was her. After a time talking she again teleported away and we readied to move on, but then noticed the Ox was no longer just an Ox. The creature was transformed and the illusion it was a cow and the illusion of the swaying grass disappeared. Instead before us stood a creature of fear and legend. The Gorgon!!

One blast of his breath and many of us were petrified. Sadobras and Snori threw off the petrification and moved to attack. Yoska and Gretta also moved up, knowing the breath weapon could come again at any time, we knew we had to take it down quickly. The Gorgon struck and gored Yoska, but luckily missed with his hooves. Snori flew under him and slicked at its belly. Calling upon the spirits to give fortune I hexed Sadobras to give his attack power. Gretta moved in and did a massive hit to the beats side. Then Yoska moved in and with his weapon again striking with electrical energy he finished it off.

As we continued on we came to a room with a pool surrounded by white stones, an oaken table, a side passage with stone pillars and a door carved with the image of a naked pregnant woman with a full moon painted on her belly. The pillars were waist high and gray, hallowed out on top like shallow bowls. Symbols on the pillars made it clear this was a part of a traditional fertility ritual. Well, at least the tame version of the fertility ritual. Not the sky-clad one traditionally followed by an orgy.

Explaining to all the significance of this, I pointed out the items on the table. Guiding the ritual, quickly we did invoke the magic of the pillars, opening the carved door and discovering the path to the summer of the life of women.

Deciding to finish exploring the path of spring first, we went back and Dalomar took a crack at unlocking the door we had previously found locked. Successfully doing so he opened it allowing us to see within was filled with daylight. Prick my eyes it did burn brightly and bold. Snori, taking his loincloth upon his head moved into the room and found the light coming from a crack upon the floor. The rest of us coming it, Dalomar and Tauvum were stunned by the brightness.

 

The rest of us felt as if some force were attacking our eyes and soon Gretta was near knocked off her feet by a blast of something. Searching our memories to figure what this could be we realize they be more trixy fay, the lurkers in the light. All but invisible in the brightness, yet spells of see invisibility are useless. At a loss to how to fight or defend, Sadobras came to our rescue. Carefully husbanded for just such an occasion, he did open and use a flask of ice flow elixir. Soon we can see the creatures and begin to fight in earnest. My slumber is useless due to the strength of will of them, but strength of will had naught to stop fearsum strikes from Dalomar and Gretta. Tauvum unleashes a cold iron arrow as well. Sadobras moves up to strike one, but gets blasted by a blindness spell. Thinking furiously I pull out my blanket and use it to cover the light. Soon enough between Yoska and the rest, the lurkers are gone. Working carefully under the blanket we pull out the source of light from the crevasse and find a useful gem of brightness.

Needing a break to recharge my cure blindness spell we retreat to the room we met the Ettins in and try to rest, only to be woken by Frost Giants. Casting forward a blast of confusion I have some success with one. Yoska tries to slumber one without success, but following his lead I manage to bring one down. Snori and Gretta attack wounding one that Tauvum finishes with another of his wicked arrows. The creature is finished, but much to everyone’s chagrin it falls over onto Gretta pinning her. Gretta transforms into a wolf and tried to break free as I cast blindness on the remaining Giant. Blind and outnumbered we make quick work of the frostie.

In the morning I lift the shadow from Sadobras. All of us once again hale and hearty we do continue on. Through the room that had held the light. Coming to another strange room we take stock. Huge stone Meniers form a giant ring, decorated by the corpses of gutted giants and beset in the middle with some strange plant. Seeing the Meniers I do quickly recognize with excitement what this must be. A way to connect to the visions of the maiden, but with something… missing. I move forward quickly to look, but out bursts a naked demon wench. Using stonecall she attacks us and we find it difficult to strike back. Such blinding beauty fills me with desire and lust, but I can feel she has wounded my familiar. Rage at this fuels me to fight, but her aura is blinding and Sadobras and Yoska scream and clutch at their eyes. Flying up above us we struggle to fight her as she remains mostly out of reach. Calling upon my newest spells I call forth a phantasmal killer to torment her. It strikes at her fears, but she survives. Soon between all of us we manage to drive her off, fleeing with a dimension door.

Healing Grr and waiting a time to ensure she isn’t coming back we explore the area. I embrace the ritual of the maiden and see through the eyes of the great stature. Looking forth I see the beauty of the land, but little else. Withdrawing back into myself from the vastness of Artrosia, I talk with the rest of our group. Once again it seems we must rest and heal before we move on. The secrets that await us are so close and I worry the others will find them first. I grow impatient with our progress, but I know we are where we are supposed to be…

Session 23: Artrosia!! Are those Cs or Ds? Wisps! This is a long climb; I think I'll rest in her belly button. Hungry trees, 2-headed guardians, an annoying fey opening doors, and beautiful music from a friend (or is it a fiend).

Diary of Zaaz Bloodfortune 10-19-17

The Wisps taken care of we resumed our ascent. With little more difficulty we quickly reached the top. Once there prick my eyes we did see a strange sight. An arched entrance into our destination and a centaur strung up in a tree. Bones littered the ground and the stench of death hung heavy. Caution upon us we studied the area carefully and noticed what wasn’t right. The tree the centaur hung on was no ordinary oak. It was a Witch Tree and hungry with malice. Thinking back to what we knew of such creatures we knew it would be no easy foe. Knowing we recognized it, the tree demanded we sacrifice one of our number for the privilege of entry. As much as I was tempted to put forth the annoying elf as payment, I tried to look to my better nature such as it was. Yes, you voices, I know to stay away from the evil path, but do you have to be so loud about it. Some deserve what they get. Ahem, as I was saying… Determined to do the right thing and not sacrifice a party member, instead we negotiated with the creature. Using my best of politeness I negotiated with the thing and received a riddle for my efforts. Solve the riddle and forward we could go. Sadobras quickly recognized the riddle was about the Black Rider, Alarian Matvias, and said so. As we had solved the riddle and that we were sent to search for Baba Yaga, the tree did let us pass.

Within the hallway itself was a wonder. Carved with a spring motif, flowers and vines, fresh with new growth, it spoke to me of the maiden. For a maiden is the source of life. Some would say that is the mother, but one is a maiden when one creates the new life, one becomes the mother once new life has begun. Down we went within the heart of the mountain, deep within. Dalomar scouting ahead heard noises below and tried to sneak close enough for a look. Luck wasn’t with him though and an errant gurgle of his stomach alerted those waiting ahead. Two Ettins did block our way and we knew they waited for us on the other side of a wall. What deity decided to create such a creature of madness? I know not, but they did have a reputation of evil. How to get into the battle without getting skewered was the question. Snori flew forward and tried to distract them with the offer of a fine axe, but the two (four?) of them were too canny for that. Dalomar did an amazing spring attack against them, darting in and out of cover. Sadobras also moved to the attack. Once battle was joined, the rest of us moved up and one of them did try to cast an Evil Eye hex on me. On me, a hex against me will you? Anger flooded me as Gretta moved to the attack. Her weapon seemed particularly effective against them and she sliced deep.

The battle was starting to move in our favor, but then Snori went exploring some more. Soon, it wasn’t just two Ettins. They were joined by a Frost Giant and three Andrazku Demons. Snori paid for the foolishness though as the Frost Giant bull rushed him, through a door he had put in the giants way, into a wall as he was casting reduce person upon it. I inflicted it with misfortune and Yoska moved to the attack. Yoska with his cold iron scimitar, flaming with magic, did finish the reduced giant. Soon enough, Ettins, Frost Giant, and Andrazku all lay dead before us. Such a battle just scant weeks ago would have been our end and I stood in wonder at our ability in battle. Even the elf seems to be blending in well with us in combat, his arrows inflicting terrible wounds. My familiar Grr tells me my Patron spirit has gift for my advancement as well. I begin to think us a group worthy of the gifts we will surely get from Baba Yaga.

Of course, that thought was just enough to jinx us. As we went onward through the passages, a strange music pulled at us. A Satyr with his fiendishly powerful pipes called to us. Evidently to feed to some giant plant Dalomar saw while scouting. The Satyr called to us once affected, but luckily not all of us could understand the language in which it spoke. Sadobras threw out a feather token tree to block the passage and though the pipes addled my mind, I knew enough that I didn’t want to see what lay beyond. So, as a path was made under the tree, I immediately sealed it with a web. In time, our wits returned and we decided to move on and search elsewhere….

Session 22: The road to Artrosia. Andrazkus track the party, and icy death in the form of a cold rider. "Don't fall" says Erdija, "that's like a 5000 hoof climb, and I won't be catching you!"

Diary of Zaaz Bloodfortune

I fear for those we meet. It seems so often that when someone new travels with us, they have a choice. They are one of us, or they are not. If they are not, it seems they are in shock at how often we seem the target of evil forces. Those who are with us learn to endure the pain and travails and get stronger. Well, except for Noname of course. What is that? Quiet you voices, he’ll be back if I have to journey the hells myself to find him.

I have serious reasons to dislike evil creatures, but interrupting my sleep is certainly one of them. Sleep is difficult when interrupted by Demons. Dalomar and Tavum were on watch when a group of Andrazku demons came running into the camp. Apelike and preening themselves, proud and full of malice, they blasted us with cones of cold that did make my bones ache. Such a rude awakening to the night, I reacted unthinkingly and flew up into the sky. Tavum fired a whistling arrow to ensure all were awake and the battle was on. Our guide was quickly targeted and in two strikes most of her face was ripped away. Sadobras and Tauvem seemed particularly effective against the beasts, the cold iron of their attacks ripping into the beasts. Calling forth my magic a hex of sleep I laid upon on the biggest of the beasts and down he went. Yoska blasted one with a scorching ray, but it did little to the beasts. One dying one summoned another and on and on the battle went. In the end, the devastating charges of Sadobras proved the deciding factor and soon all the creatures were down. Dalomar told us that his study of the lore of these creatures made it unlikely this was a random attack. Likely they were sent by our enemies. Bringing forth my healing, I was able to restore Erdija’s face and heal her wounds. Shock she expressed at the attack, but more was to come.

Walking the next day towards town, a blast of cold ran down my back and suddenly we were enveloped by an ice storm. The cold blast was freezing the skin on my body and breathing the cold was painful so again I took to the air and blasted forth from the storm. I searched for the cause of the storm and saw nothing, but heard something charging from within the miasma of cold. Carried out of the storm by his momentum, a creature of cold and darkness, a cold rider, was there on a great and mighty elk. I flew to the side to try to attack, but not to much effect. Soon though, Sadobras managed to get a powerful charge against the creature and to my surprise it shattered like ice. Off road his Elk before we could stop it, but at least some gems and a horn of fog were left behind. Again Erdija was wondering what she had gotten into with us.

The next day we made it to town and sold many of our goods. Once again Sadobras proved his worth, presenting a cursed ring we had found to a magic shop, he let the shopkeep decide its worth. Soon enough the greedy git decided it was a ring of regeneration and offered him a pittance. Sadobras told him he wanted another opinion and went to go. Seeing his fortune leaving he quickly upped the offer and left the shop with a fortune in his pocket. All decided it was likely in our best interest to move onward before a closer examination.

Quickly we reached our destination, the Deepren Crevasse and Artrosia. Tall and mighty the carvings stood above us, rising up 2000’. Maiden, Mother and Crone in their glory and all their hidden secrets awaited. Up the cliff we went as Erdija waved goodbye. Spider climb for most and levitation for Yoska and I. With magic such a climb is easy. With monsters it is hard. Soon enough we were beset by Willow the Wisps. Able to turn invisible and shocking in their touch, again and again they struck at us. Again and again we were frustrated in our attempts to finish them off. Finally, one killed and the others glitterdusted, we resumed our climb….

Andrazku demon

Cold Rider

Artrosia

Session 21: Reign of Winter, Mother, Maiden, Crone. Ravens, riddles and traps, death and clues. Iobaria! Artrosa beckons, friends with 4 hooves. Onward!!

"THE WITCHWILDS, THE PLAGUE LANDS, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT!  GODS SPIT ON YOU FOOLS! ANYTHING EAST Of FANGARD WILL ONLY BRING YOU DEATH! EVERY YEAR I GET SOME IDIOT PETITIONING THE ELDERS' COUNCIL FOR MONEY TO FUND AN EXPEDITION EAST TO SEEK AND PLUNDER THE RUINS Of THE CYCLOPES.  EVERY DAMN YEAR! AND FOR SOME REASON, THIS COUNCIL ALWAYS SENDS THEM! YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS SEND THEM, BUT AIN'T A DAMN ONE Of THEM EVER COMES BACK!"

-OSHLAK, ELDER Of THE ORLOVISHNAYA LONGHOUSE, DENOUNCING AN EXPEDITION TO THE DVEZDA MARCHES 

The Diary of Zaaz Bloodfortune

When we saw the black vortex tearing away at the fabric of our world, I began to understand and question the nature of reality. Now, with more proof of the changing nature of it, the voices grow louder. My mind grows slippery and I begin to see through the smaller world and into the bigger. In one moment we stand in the hut, desperately trying to get it to move, then in the next the world goes blurry, the fabric of the world shifts, and we stand someplace else. A smaller room, a staircase that wasn’t there, a fireplace. Little differences are placed in a list, but similarities as well. Passing strange indeed, but we stand (stood?) in the very hut of Baba Yaga, so who knew what normal was. The keys we used to move the hut are gone and fireflies and moths dance around us.

Baba's Hut

Exploring a bit in the hut we came to a strange sight. An elf, unmoving as if stuck in time by a chessboard. By him was a small fay. Sadobras sat down opposite the elf and he began to move again. Tavum and his fay bodyguard had been guesting with Baba Yaga and it frozen mid game of chess about four months before. After questioning him a bit, we left him drinking heavily and moved on down the corridor. Dalomar took the lead and soon reported something that again made me question the nature of reality. Though to all of us the path seemed straight, Dalomar was certain that it was running a curved and twisted path.

When Baba's away, no one gets to play.

Baba's chess champion opponent Tavum- frozen in time with his little fey guard.

After a time we came to a room I shall never forget. The sadness I feel as I write this is like a knife to the heart. My companions and I have been through so much, yet we have always managed to make it through, till this. We came to a door with a strange symbol inscribed on it, an arrow pointing down from a half circle. Searching our memories we identified this as Iobarian script and a symbol of twilight. Cautiously entering we were greeted with a strange sight within. It was as if a darkening forest lay before us, dominated by a twisted tree. It's iron seeming branches lit by a glowing fist sized orb. A raven with an amulet flapped down to land on the tree and it spoke to us. This, one of the raven prophets of Baba takes our measure and inquires of our goals. When we tell the creature we are there to try to find Baba Yaga, he sets us a task, "Born twins, they live not, yet they grow until death. Their fates are often tied, ever crescent as the moon, symbols of the warriors pride." It tells us the answer does lay in the chamber beyond and that we should find the answer and bring it to him. Entering the chamber, I do already have inkling to the answer of this riddle. Entering, I quickly see I was correct in my guess and pride had I at my correct summation. A Fiendish boar with its mighty tusks was what awaited us. Massive and quick, it engaged us in battle. In a massive strike Sadobras was rendered unconscious. The rest of us came to his aid concentrating our attacks on the thing. Blow after blow we struck against it and just as we think we are gaining the upper hand, we are suddenly beset by another that had lain hidden. Those terrible tusks, those symbols to destroy our pride, sharp and crescent as the moon, and dripping red with Noname's fate. They tore through him and flung him down to the ground before my eyes. Within moments I was by his side and trying to call healing upon him, but there was no soul left with his corpse. Noname, who we had known for so long, was gone and Repent quickly faded from this realm. I cast slumber onto the beast and finish off the fight. Cut free the tusks to return to the raven I did, but there was no joy in battle won or adversity conquered. Only deep sadness and pain. A vow I did make to myself then. There are spells in this world to bring back those who have moved on. So long as some tiny piece of him remained we would have a chance. Cutting a lock of his hair I did braid and bind it. My power would grow and I would raise him some day or we would find another. If reality is slippery, then Noname would slip the ties of his fate and we would see each other again.

The raven oracles, The "Liar Seers"

Sadobras brought within inches of his life during the test of strength!

Noname killed!!!

Returning the tusks to the raven it thanks us and gives to us the amulet. Powerful in magic it has the rune Dragon writ upon it in that same Iobarian script. "Look for the key where time catches up to us all," the bird tells us and away from us it flew. As we exited the room we find that Tavum and Snory, the elf and fay, have decided to come with us. Tavum is hoping for some kind of bargain with Baba Yaga and has journeyed far. He hopes to find her with us.

The next door is again etched with symbol so we are greeted with the Iobarian symbol for Night. Again as we enter we are greeted by a raven prophet, this one an albino with red eyes. Thick columns stand forth and moonflower vines wind their way around, all lit by a glowing blood red orb. "You did well with the boars," it tells us. "Your strength is of no doubt, but as to your wits we shall see. I mark nights coming, I will mark your end. I run not in fear, I am not your friend." Another riddle to test us and we are directed to drink a silver cup in the grotto. Entering the grotto we find a table set with five cups, before a pool of water. Around the edge of the pool are niches. Each cup was marked with a symbol. They did be mirror, apple, hourglass, Athame, and key. Though my love of the Athame knife tempted me to recommend that cup, we did discuss it and it became clear the only cup that made sense was the hourglass. Sadobras bravely drunk that cup and as he touched it, the symbol from the cup became visible in front of one of the niches. Stone steps rose from the water and Sadobras made his way out. Beneath water dark as a white witches heart, he found a small cage he could not open. Strange magic struck Yoska and he was almost suffocated as we tried various things to find our way forward. Finally, Dalomar drank again from the hourglass cup and entered the water. Using his skill at opening locks he managed to retrieve what we sought and we brought it back to the bird. Again an amulet did we receive and we are told, "You have taken upon yourself a great burden. For what you desire, the changeling holds. You will find the crone only when the moon wanes." Inspecting the amulet we found this one to be inscribed with the symbol for Gold. The bird left us and our path lay clear, for three raven prophets Baba Yaga is known to have.

Drink from the proper cup and use the stepping stones or die!

After twilight comes night, after night comes dawn, and the symbol of Dawn is what we found on the next door. Within, another raven spoke to us and said, "You must first convince me of your resolve. Face what I, the herald of the coming day. Each night it visits, sometimes horror, sometimes wonder, sometimes profit. When the dawn wakes it flees. When you face this thing you shall know its desire. In its desire you shall face your own. Only by sharing this desire with me can I bind your fates. Once they are bound, I will be able to see your destiny." The voices in my head cry out at another riddle, but we have little choice. Entering the next room we find a bed and a pale candle. Upon the bed is an odd dark stain. Manifesting by the bed was a creature of nightmare, a ghostly apparition of the 13th daughter of Baba Yaga, Yelizaveta. We talk with this living dream and the rage and anger within it seethes. Striking at Dalomar he sees a vision of Yelizaveta being struck and killed by another older witch. Soon the unthinking and un-chainable fear did seep into Dalomar and he ran as fast as he could away. Through careful argument and manipulation of the thing we were able to soon see the strong desire for revenge. Revenge against Baba Yaga who killed the source of this thing. More though, Yoska was able to learn of its strong desire as well for freedom. Knowledge can be a dangerous thing. When Baba Yaga's children retire they are known to go off and retire to do 'Something else'. Now we know a secret that may be the death of us all. The way the children of Baba Yaga are retired may be a bit more permanent than most imagine. Taking the desires to the bird, we are told, "So be it. Seek now the sisters three who are one. Mother, Maiden, and Crone. Know that the maiden is elusive and may only be caught by the waxing moon." Another riddle to solve and one that is difficult. Are not all women born to be Mother, Maiden, and Crone?

A challenge of endurance.... She desires freedom and revenge!!

The Witchdaughter's nightmare

Sadobras just a little bit scared....Run Away!!!!

After more exploration we found the door to lead us towards the exit. Guarding the exit we found Ratabor the Bold, once king of these lands and now in long servitude to Baba Yaga. He did betray Baba Yaga to the Frost Giants years before and his bondage is his punishment. Strange his name was to us as his name was pronounced Rat-A-boar and our friend Noname was a rat bored by a boar. Perhaps my reality is becoming even more slippery? Ratobor tells us there is a Centaur city, Vernern, about 1-2 days to the east. Artrosia, a place dominated by a massive statue of a Mother, Maiden, and Crone is to the north. Ratobor also tells us that Baba Yaga keeps valuable secrets at Artrosia and begs us to use them to free him. Also, he does warn us that the climb to Artrosia is guarded by many Wil'o'Wisps.

Ratibor The Bold:  "Hey, how'd you get in here??"

Artrosia

The land of Iobaria is located east of the nation of Brevoy, north of the Castrovin Sea. It is considered part of the continent of Casmaron. Human settlers have united the land into an empire a few times, but right now the land is largely wilderness. It is subject to plagues, some of which have destroyed the aforementioned empires.

The Iobarian empire, at its height, stretched from the Icewall, Ice Steppes, and the Lake of Mists and Veils in the north to the Myrfrus River in the east, Mendev (past the Icerime Peaks and Hills of Nomen) to the west, and the Castrovin Sea to the south.

Iobaria is low-density and sparsely populated. About eight of every ten inhabitants live outside cities in settlements that are smaller than hamlets elsewhere. Other, non-human races live as nomads in packs that are smaller than that of an average village.

The Dvezda Marches are a frozen stretch of grassy steppes and untouched wilds that form the northeastern quarter of Iobaria. This unclaimed region is known by many names including the Wilds, the Witchwilds, the Plague Lands, and its old cyclopean name of Old Koloran. The region's current name comes from the Dvezda centaurs who claimed the marches as their territory and united the region's centaur clans before being wiped out by one of the region's many plagues.[1]

Centuars form the majority of the Dvezda Marches' inhabitants, and are divided into dozens of clans of several ethnicities. The Dvezda centaurs once ruled the Marches before being wiped out by a plague. The Rashalka centaurs, considered the most civilized, inhabit the Hoofwood and the surrounding lands. The stocky Azorva centaurs live in the western mountains, and the thick-furred Tsolniva centaurs inhabit the Eastern Ice Steppes.

Ruins of human and cyclopean settlements can be found, but the only humans encountered are usually treasure hunters, explorers, or bandits. Some Iobarian humans did not join in the mass exodus when the plagues struck, and their nomadic descendants continue to wander the eastern steppes in communities of fewer than 100 souls. These nomads, called plague folk by outsiders, refuse to settle in one place, and consider gathering in large groups a taboo for fear of catching a plague, instead following herd animals in their large, animal-skin tents, scrounging resources from the barren lands, and, on occasion, committing banditry upon unwary outsiders.

Leaving the hut we were beset by a band of Frost Giants. Angry at this assault and needing to take out frustration at the loss of our friend, we made quick work of them. The fact that many of them were kicked by a giant walking hut did help, but all of us managed to contribute. They seemed quite susceptible to slumber hexes and lightning. 

Giants ambush the party as they attempt to leave the hut!

Headed towards the Centaur city we met a group of them that keeps an eye on Baba's hut. There we were led to Korak Kaag, their leader, and learned they were scouts for the Reshalka tribe. Sadobras was highly enamored of the Centaurs as their power of charging is that of legends. Gifting the leader with a generous gift, Korak Kaag assigned us the services of Erdija to be our guide. She seems very capable and has begun teaching me the speech of the Iobarians. Additionally, Sadobras was gifted with a trained Warg, a powerful ally and possible mount.

Centaurs patrolling Hoofwood

Korak Kaag

Erdija, the new guide to Artrosia

Onward we journey towards Vernern. There we hope to restock our supplies and prepare for whatever we will encounter at Artrosia in the Deepren Crevasse. On and on this journey goes. My magic blossoms and my companions grow mighty in their strength, but the risks have become more clear. Death in pain and agony may visit any of us. I am trying not to obsess on what we might find at Atrosia, but it is a place of legend to those who know of Baba Yaga. The secrets within call to me and may provide a way to the power to bring Noname back. I just hope no more of us shall die in gathering it and I hope that I can keep my motives pure. To have the power of a mighty witch like Baba Yaga for myself though... Even the voices within me quake and quiver at that thought.

Tavum's Journal

Tavum

Twenty thousand nine hundred and fifty one bottles of wine. I finally reach a little hut; it stood in the open field turning on chicken legs. 

I open the door and enter the hut. “Fie, fie” says Baba Yaga the bony legged.

“Are you here of your own free will or by compulsion my good gray elf? You are very far from your Mordand spire.”

I was born on the spire. I have traveled the world and planes and then my brightness became clear. My brightness was to find you, my name is Tavum and this is my honor guard Snorri.

We would like to rent a room and I would like to play chess with you for 1 hour a day everyday.

Baba looked curious, so I presented my gifts:

Cured meats from a 1000 different creatures.

A sentient broom made from the branch of the first worlds first tree, with the bristles made from the beard of a baby storm giant.

A pestle carved from white oak from the plane of shadow, soaked in the blood of a creature from each outer plane. Abaddon, the Abyss, Elysium, Heaven, Hell, Limbo, Nirvana, Purgatory, and Utopia.

And finally ambrosia seasoned with a single tear of an eldest.

Baba quickly picked up the gifts to examine, and the room started spinning.  I drank more wine till the room calmed down. The room never calmed down, but I did wake up in a bed.

In a new room, ones with shelves of games and books. Clutched in my hand is a lease contract I signed, a 1 YEAR! Contract.  Traako! I only have 6 gallons of wine left.

Day 7 in the hut (plus 4 months)

I was playing Baba, and was having my best game yet. Then Baba vanished and a strange group of ”invited” thieves appeared. Seems Baba put me in some fort of time field, I wonder how many times she has done this.

So I think they are thieves as my shirt buttons suddenly became undone, my coin pouch on the floor my bags were riffled through and I have missing items. Now Baba is missing, taken by her 14th daughter the thieves claim.  30 years gone, now I have to find her again.

I got them to leave me alone in my room for a bit, I was able to send a message to Orsig.

The group soon came back with their ratfolk companion dead, the Azata was missing as well.

Oh and the tattoo man was wearing the little ratfolks tunic now! I best tread carefully, I will be as helpful as I can be if they are truly interested in finding Baba Yaga.  Hopefully these thieves do not kill, rape and rob me.  When I find out who took my arrow I am gonna drop them through the first portal to Abbadon I find.

Now time for wine Twenty thousand nine hundred and seventy five.

Day 8

Wine twenty thousand nine hundred and seventy six.

My fortune arrow still has not returned.

I have realize with great dread the humans are Varisians, some of the worst of human kind.  Thieves scoundrels and cutthroats, they see every living creature as a walking coin purse just waiting to be slit open and drained of whatever wealth they can scavenge from it.

They were bound by Baba Yaga's black rider on his last breath to find and help Baba Yaga.

Orsig, Snorri and I think this may be our advantage to staying alive.  They are bound to fin Baba, 

and I have actually met Baba.  I will use these Varisian moths to find Baba Yaga and hope their binding will prevent them from killing me.

We met with the hut's guardian, I was greatly surprised the Varisian moths did not kill and rob him.

They showed restraint today and actually seemed like they will help them. Probably a ploy to rob him injury to themselves.

Human babbling is so annoying, I opened the front door stepped onto the porch and was struck with a frost giants ax.  Luckily it was a glancing blow and only broke half my ribs. 

Snorri flew out of the hut to confront the giant, he saw 7 in total and yelled a challenge to all of them.

The hut animated and started squishing and eating the giants.  The consumed giants would appear inside the room and Varisians descended upon them like a pack of wild magical dogs.

Snorri told me he killed one giant so hard it rose as a zombie and nearly killed him. 

The witch keeps offering to touch and “heal” me.  I am certain she wishes to curse scar me then control me with her voodoo hair puppets.

We finally head north an run into a group of centaurs. Disgusting creatures nothing natural about them surely they were created as a joke by some mad god.  What idiot elf taught these creatures Elven, it should be a crime to teach the superior language to such addle minded creatures.  It will surely make them sterile if they keep speaking it.

Try to be nice Tavum, you do not want to get trampled.  

I spoke with the leader and it seems to accept us.  I gave him applejack cider. Snorri said horses love apples.  The leader looked confused about the cider, these primitives do not even know what alcohol is!  I tried to marry off the midget Varisian, but it failed.

These backwards horsemen gave him a worg instead. I refuse to learn anymore about their marriage customs.  

The centaurs are sending a scout with us to the next city and then to the Baba Yaga colossus statues.

As for now, I am stuck in a communal tent with the moths.  

Jukkete.

Honor guard Snorri

A happy Baba with her new pestle carved from white oak from the plane of shadow and soaked in the blood of a creature from each outer plane. 

Session 20: Battle with Nazhena, inside the hut, Baba's housekeeper, weird bony golem. "Hey, let's take the hut for a spin!!"

Journal entry from Zaaz Bloodfortune:

I write these words in my journal sitting at a table in the fabled hut of Baba Yaga. It was a hard fight and none of us came through unscathed. I’m mostly recovered, but the damage to my mind still do be troubling me.

We came to the hut and it was just as described, standing proud on two chicken legs, but chained to one place. Before it was an Ice Golem, so Noname summoned four strange Hyena Sheep. They rushed in and quickly knocked the Golem down, but were then attacked by Mephits. Before I could do much to help, a hand flew out of the darkness and touched me. My brain slowed and my thoughts crawled. I recognized I had been hit by a touch of idiocy, but could not seem to figure out what to do about it. “Fight! There! up!” the voices told me. I looked up and saw the witch that had hit me. It was Nazena, flying above us. Gathering my strength I called upon the elements and throw a bolt of lightning at her, but she mostly shook it off. I gathered my strength again and tried to brush away the magic affecting me, but even with heroic effort it was no good.

Yoska flew up and began to battle with the bitch when she hit us with an Ice Storm. Noname lost his Hyenas and so summoned a giant bat. A Mephit attacked Yoska, but he ignored the creature and fought on. Noname cast a spell to enlarge Sadobras and fought to get a line of attack on the witch with his adamantine hammer. Dalomar finished off the Ice golem who has struggled back into the fight. When it fell, it explored and damaged him and almost got Sadobras as well.

Meanwhile Nazena summoned a mighty wall of ice to split the party. This left how of her Mephits free to attack Yoska and kept the rest of us from giving aid quickly. Noname cast a spider climb spell on me and I quickly moved up to the top of the wall. He then put Sadobras onto his summoned bat so he could get back into the fight. Flying on the bat he made quick work of one of the Mephits, but he and the bat were glitterdusted by Nazena, blinding them both. Dalomar moved over next to Noname so he could also get a spider climb spell and he began to scale the wall.

Yoska hit Nazena with a mighty blow of his flaming sword, doing her heavy damage. The remaining Mephit blasted him with cold, but was quickly struck in return. I wondered how we would finish off the flying Nazena when suddenly she was viciously attacked by the bat. It seems she forgot that bats don’t need their eyes to navigate and it smashed her to the ground. With a quick step, Baba Yaga’s hut stepped over and swallowed her down, then spit her out. The battle was done and the hut was ours.

I moved up to the hut with the others and greeted it warmly. Acknowledging out right to enter it opened its doors. Before I entered though I searched to see what held it in that place and examined the chain. When I touched it, I felt the power of the black rider’s mantle surge through me and into the chain, shattering it. I stood and walked towards the entrance, but we noticed two bodies tied to the fence surrounding the hut. The Red Rider and White Rider, known as the Red Son and Bright Morning, were displayed in their repose. Wanting to do well for them, we cut them down and took them inside the hut. We also searched Nazena and took her powerful sickle, emberchill.

When we entered the hut we discovered it was considerably larger on the inside than out and that it must be some sort of pocket dimension. I practically salivated when I saw the massive cauldron and spell components awaiting us there. Another room had five thrones and a huge map. The first room we found has a hidden door into a library, complete with spectacles of understanding and a fine index of contents. One strange book seemed to bend the reality inside the hut and allowed movement within the hut in odd ways.

A voice asked us why we were in the hut and when we explained we met Zorka the manager of the hut. Zorka was a Kikimora and explained the use of the map and what was necessary to move the hut. Dalomar soon discovered the trick to actually making it move.

Not all was welcoming there though, as Sadobras went into the map room he was attacked by a bone golem. Quickly Yoska was encased in a cage of bones, Dalomar raced to get there, Greta did good damage, but was quickly knocked down. I attacked, but still impacted by the damage to my brain earlier, I did little. Finally, Noname summoned more hyenas which finished the creature off.

The hut more fully explored, we decided it was time to move elsewhere. Noname tried to make it walk and had some luck. Then after a time experimenting managed to figure out the trick and the hut began moving smoothly. We then tossed the items we had as keys into the cauldron as we had been instructed and the land outside changed. Gone was the city park and fence. Gone was the town, replaced by an area of mountains and forest. So now I sit, and write in my journal, and wonder, gone we were, but to who knows where?

Interior of Baba's hut is much larger than expected!

Bone golum was nasty indeed!